Tuesday 2 April 2013

Love Guru Sms

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Love Guru Sms Biography
1. Har mulaqat pe nigaheyin meri faryaad karti yahi
Ek palat nazar se dekhlein woh kabhi
Aur woh bin dekhe hi andekha kar jaati hain
Reh jaati hain meri tamannayein dil mein dabi….
2. We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart.
3. Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the
world for a wound given by love.
4. Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be
happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
5. A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
6. Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
7. Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are
8. Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
9. Kya samjhengi woh iss dil ki dard ko
Khoyee jo hain woh apne hi jahaan mein
Kya mehsoos hogi unko meri tadap
Shamil jo hain woh iss duniya ki mehfil mein…..
10. You're precious, this is true.
For you, there's nothing I wouldn't do.
No one means more to me, you see.
That's why I am there for you,
and you're there for me.
11. Na khud samjhe na samjha sakey hum unhe
Na paaye kabhi na kabhi kho sake unhe
Yeh bekhudi toh rab bhi na jaaney
Iss dil ka nazrana na dila sakey hum unhe….
12. Shadeyein dil ki sune bhi toh woh sunegi kaise
Khayalon mein unke toh iss dil ka jikr tak nahin
Meri khawhishon ka janaza bhi nikal gaya
Aur unko toh hamari fikr tak nahin….
13. I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!
14. Na koi shikwa hai aur na shiqayat hai
Chhod unhe na koi doosri chhahat hai
Bas wohi meri safar hai, wohi meri manzil hai
Wohi khuda hai, wohi meri ibadat hai….
15. one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?
16. Apna pyar ko chupa na sake,
Deewana dil pe kaboo pa na sake,
Aaj itne karib sa guzar gaye wo
phir b unke hath hum tham na sake!!
17. Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
18. baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
19. becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
20. Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the
world for a wound given by love
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Lovely Sms Hindi

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Lovely Sms Hindi Biography
ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya muskan

PYAR KARNEWALON KI KISMAT KHARAB HOTI HAI,
HAR WAQT INTEHA KI GHADI SAATH HOTI HAI,
WAQT MILE TO RISHTO KI KITAB KHOL KE DEKHLENA,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
DOSTI HAR RISHTEY SE LAJAWAB HOTI HAI muskan

Waqt mile to hume yaad kar lena,
Pal Pal na sahi din me ek bar kar lena
Dost honge aapke hazaro par hamsa bhi.....(www.lovelysms.com)....
koi hai itna yaad kar lena..A.B. bye bye

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi..A.B.

Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon,koi bewafa nehi.
Pyar main jaan denewala hoon,koi katil nehi.
Dunia ki haar andhi se bachanewala hoon,koi diwar(wall) nehi.(www.lovelysms.com)
Kya aab mujhse pyar karogi?sayed tum mujhe kabhi dekha bhi nehi. sudip_1987

Tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
na yaqeen aaye to phir dil badal ke dekh lo
ham ne apni har sans per naam tera likh diya
ik tere paane ki khaatir khud ko paagal kar diya
ishq mein tum bhi sanam hadd se guzzar ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
jaane kyun saare jahan se ho geya hoon be khabar
jab se tum aankhon mein aaye, jaagti hai ye nazar
apni raaton se meri raatein badal ke dekh lo (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo..A.B.

bol janey ka tumey taswar kesey kar loon (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
meri har sanas sey vabasta hain yadeen teri ckeckit

Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..A.B.
Mohabbat ka hai mushkil pehelu tumhaara saath chaahiye,
ek zindagi mein jiyu magar aapki se ek mulakaat chaahiye,

kaanto par chalne seh kise parhez hain,
magar is raaste ke shuruwaath chaahiye,
har din hota hain intezaar ek nayi ummeed ka,
magar udaasi katham ho jaaye aisi raath chaahiye,
dua meri hain khudaa seh ki manzil tak jiyuun,
kabhi toh khubool ho aise halaat chaahiye,
dil kabh pighaleenge is zamaane ki yeh pata kise,
jazbaa-e-dil jaanne toh dil mein jazbaat chaahiye,
shaheed bhi ho jaaun is raaste mein toh gham nahi,
magar unki jeene ki bhi toh wajahaat chaahiye,
marte hue zameen seh le jaaun main aisi baath chaahiye,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
kafan bhi od luun magar daman tera mere saath chaahiye.A.B.

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai !..A.B.

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai... A.B.

KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE" A.B. luv Monika

Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!A.B. luv Monika

Kaash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte,
Kaash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte,
nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
kaash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte...A.B. Luv Monika

Har aahat ehasas hamara dilaegi,
Har hawa kissa humara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge aapke dil main,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
na chahte hue bhi yaad humari aayeg...A.B. Luv Monika

Muskan tere hoto pe,
Toh khushi mere dil mein hoti hai.
Agar dard tere dil ko ho to, Aankhein mere roti hai.
Tu mehasus karke dekho Monu. (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Dosti aisi hi hoti hai..A.B. Luv Monika

DIL KARTA HAI MERA KI KOI RAAT AISI AAYE,
DEKHE JO SAATH HUMKO PHIR LOUT KE NA JAYE,
MAIN TUMSE KUCH NA BOLU,TUM MUJHSE KUCH NA BOLO,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
KHAMOSHIYAN BHI SOCHE KI YEH KOUN SI ADA HAI..A.B.Luv Monika

ek duje ke dil main rahte hai hum
ek duje ka dukh samajhte hai hum
saanson se khushbu mehekte hai hum
door hai toh kya hua (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
har pal paas hone ka ehsaas dete hai hum..A.B.

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse, (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Jab humne apni har dua mein unka saath maanga..A.B.

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain ..A.B.

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kiya karun .
Tu hi bata tu yaad aye to mein kiya karun.
Hasrat toh yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu . (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karu...A.B

sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta.. nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb, kisi se dil
nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...
(copyright www.lovelysms.com) Aman 0321-5134611

Ankho me aansu aa jate hai, phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai, Yeh mohobbat bhi kya cheez hai yaarro,
jisse karte hai usise chupani padti hai
(copyright www.lovelysms.com) Aman 0321-5134611

Qismat ka likha tal sakta hai,
Dariya ulta chal sakta hai,
Jam sakti hai sooraj ki kiran,,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Pani main diya jal sakta hai,
Per Tujh ko bhulana mushkil hai. Javed Akhtar

Nazar chahti hai Deedar karna*
Dil chahta hai Tum se baat karna*
Kya sunaon apne Dil ka Aalam*,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Mere Naseeb mai likha sirf Tera Intizaar karna*..A.B
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DOST , dost nahi dil ki "DOVA" hota hai ,
mehsos hota hai jab wo juda hota hai ,
bina dost jena ek saza hota hai ,
or dost app jaisa ho to jeeny ka maza or hota hai (http://www.lovelysms.com) 923214325463 ..::** UmEr JaAn **::..

 itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya.(copyright www.lovelysms.com) 923214325463 ..::** Umer Jaan **::..Umer

Hum baa-wafa thy , shaid iss liye us ko pasand na aye...(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Us ko talash thi shaid kisi be-wafa ki ...!!! 923214325643 [ Umer Jaan ]

Sar-e-Rah kuch bhe kaha nahi , kabhi us ke ghar main gya nahi ...
Main janam janam se usi ka hon , usy aj tak ye pata nahi...(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Khuda ki dain bhi hai ajab k usi ka naam naseeb hai , jisy tu ne chaha mil gya jisy main ne chaha mila nahi..!!!
923214325643 [ Umer ]

Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe : Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai.. Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti. Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
Har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
Ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat hai (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Koi bhoolta he naheor kisi ko yad he nahe ati.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar..Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
Yeh gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
Jo dil ke sare dard baant le,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai......... .!.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
Muj yaad rakh 'beshak naam na le,
Tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hain
Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hain.
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hain.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,
Dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,
Jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME....(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Fir bhi "TANHA" hume chod jate ho tum .Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
Hum to vaise bhi akele the,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
Issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
Yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge. Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Humein KHUDA_EBADAT se fursat nahi ,
log na jane kyon time barbad karty hain,
Dil mein rakha hai US(GOD) ko ,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Log na jane kyon Be-habar rehty hain.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhtehai.
Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
Aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
Aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate hai.. Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hame nahin aata,
Iss liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye,
Meri zindagi se shayad unhein bahut pyar tha,,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Issliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye. Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibaya jata hai,
Rahe duriyan darmiya to parwah nahi,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Dost to har pal dil mein basaya jata hai.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Teri yaad dil se jaany nahi dengy,
Tere jaisa dost khone nahi dengy,
Sharaafat se contact mein rehna,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Varna kaan ke neechy dengy aur rony bhi nahi dengy.Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Mat jaya karo door ae Dost jahan humari ho na sake rasai,
kisi dard'e dil se poch kar to dekho ae dost kia chez haye judai,
pyare dost eis qadar berokhi ka bartao kisi se kia nahi karte,
dukate haen jo dil dosoron ka khud bhi wo jiya nahi karte.jiya

agar eh sanam teri zulf may meray naam ka koi phool hay
to kabhi kabhi yonhi besabab tera roothna bhi kabhool hay
jesay chaho os ki dowa karo jesay pawo os say wafa karo
yehi ishq walo ki shart hay yehi ulfato ka osool hay
aray jis kay pyar nay dosoto mujeh sher kehna seka dia
agar os ki bat na hosakay to yeh shaeri fazool hay
saray sham teray tamam khat teri har neshani ko dekna
meri zindagi ka mejag hay meri chahato ka wasool hay
mujhe churna hay to churja yonhi tuhmatay na laga magar
kahan hay wo kafir dil jissay teray bin bhi jeena kabool hay
wo nahi to meray dosto shab-e-chodwi bhi udas hay
yeh jo jilmelati hay chandni yeh to os kay kadmo ki dhool hay
yehi gulista ki hay sada zara dek noor-e-dilroba (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
teri zindagi ki bahar may koi phool hay na babool hay NOOR_AFRIDI

In Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoon.
In English - I love you.
In Dutch - Ik hou van jou.
In Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief.
In German - Ich liebe dich.
In Japanese - Aishiteru.
In Persian - Doo-set daaram.
In Romanian - Te ubesk.
In Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
In Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan. Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

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Loving Sms In Hindi

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Loving Sms In Hindi Biography
 I saw a Beautiful dream Last night
There were U&me only,
U knw wht Happan?
U was looking so innocent Bcoz
I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me.
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Pyar Insan Sbse Krta H
Pr Sacha Pyar Jise Mohbt Kehte H
Sirf 1 Se Hota H
Lakh Chahe Dono Nibhana
Pr Rista To Khuda Ki Mrzi Se Banta H
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('.') Kaise
<) )/. Ho AAP..?! /_

('.')
<) )> Pata ! /_ He
Kitna Miss Karte hai aap ko
( '.')>---( )---< _/ /_inna sara..
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A cute line said by a sweet rose:
"It's better to stay on a boy's grave who died for love than 2 stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love
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Shrt n Very Cute Line..
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....... An Empty Message also looks Special when You Truly like the Person who sent it..
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Few lines of my life:-

If Sum1 Would Ask Me Who I Want To B Wid...?

I Would Simply Say...

"Sum1 Who wud Nvr Leave Me Just Bcoz 0f S0MEB0DY Else"..!
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A hurted heart is like small baby which only cry but can't express its feelings. So don't hurt that person who loves you.... *^.^*
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When U go to the stage of ur lover's marriage and the photographer asks u:
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"SmiLe pLeaSe
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insaan life me sirf 2 baar badlta hai
1) jab uski life me koi a jata hai
2) jab uski life se koi chala jata hai
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dil neujhe kaha aap se doh baatein karlu,agar aap izzaazat de toh aap ko yaad karlu,kehne ko toh lavse kum pad jaay, par ye sach hai ki sirf aap ke yaad mein mera dil dadakta hai.
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someone u love is an extension of yourself without dat person u are not complete so better you take good care of yourself because i dont want to loose a part of me.

f love were to be taxed,
I would be the highest tax payer.
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Evn ths noon,
i wnt 2 let u knw tht u ar my wrld's greatest rose..
I do lov u..
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If the only place where I could see you was in my dreams,
I'd sleep forever.
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Within you,
I lose myself,
without u,
I find myself,
searching to be lost again!
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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme,
I will love you until the end of time
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Stars r like frnds; theres always some around,
u just need to find ur favorite 1
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Ppl say u nly fal in luv once,
bt wn I hear ur voice I fal in luv all over again!
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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme,
I will love you until the end of time
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I Love U I Love U I Love U Don’t be so confused,
I love other alphabets too!!
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Once in awhile Right in D middle of n ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale.
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---@ A rose for you Because I love you
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I love al d stars in d sky,
but dey are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes
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I m sending u 3 little hearts 2 remind u 3 things,
I m HERE,
I CARE and i MISS U
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Just before we die,
nothing else matters in this world,
except love!
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Hindi Love Sms For Wife

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Hindi Love Sms For Wife Biography
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wow! itni lambi celebration

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

 (49 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

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Mehangi chiz on birthday

 (14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

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Murday say lipat kar roti hain

 (10 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana...

Wife: wo Q?

Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

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2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

 (59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

 (57 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

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Wo kia cheez hay
 (53 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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